Monday 28 June 2010

Bussing American Negroes, Tebbit on your bike, Apartheid, Hunt Gaffe.

That headline is a bit of a mouthful, deliberately. Norman Tebbit told the unemployed to get on thier bikes, forgetting they couldn't afford a bike! The USA used to take thier negroe citizens to work on the back of the bus. Then negroes stopped the buses. The Afrikkans created Aparthied. Nelson destroyed it with peace. Now Ian Smith (no not Rhodesia), (but)? Duncan reccomends all of these policies put together in the one cooking pot! All the lazy people of Britain who refuse to work will be moved to jobs. Thier houses will be closed down. They will get a new house, a new job. A new future. Until some Tory billionaire decides to do a runner with the profits like last week and yeterday and destroys the job, the house and the life of a man, a woman and four children. Now that couldn't happen, could it?

Well the Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt is a very well educated man. But he can't remember Hillsborough? How the police were found guilty of the deaths of 96 people? Surely he must have watched television over the past thirty years? Margret Thatcher destroying the coal mines and British industry in a revenge attack? Stealing the milk off 5 year old primary school children? No that would be too far back Mr Hunt. My problem is that if you cant remember Hillsborough, or have never seen the headlines, where have you been? I mean if Ian Duncan Smith declares al blacks, gypsies, and those living under £62.99 per week, as illegal immigrants and threatens to send them to Afghanistan, are you going to have amnesia and ask: Who is Duncan Thatcher? Norman Hunt? Adolf Tebbit? Ian Smith? Obviously you will then forget the good days too. Nelson Mandela. Tony Bair. David Trimble Martin McGuinnes Lord Saville. Eqaulity?

Or perhaps you are still with the Capitalist Dream of every Tory earning Fabio Kapello's wage? The six million dollar man!! Surely Jermey Thorpe you remember the six million Dollar man? All his bones were broken in his body and he was re-made with super bones, super body, super powers! You must remember that Jeremy. It was the best American series ever. Did I say Jeremy Thorpe? Who's he? I watched a litlle two year old sitting in the sun on the footpath the other day. She was trying to pick a liquirice allsort that someone had trampled into the ground to eat it. I was going to try to intervene. But her dad was in the garden. In Jeremy Hunt, David Cameron's day it wouldn't be welcome to help a child. You might be bussed, deported, sent to a good job in another area, or be assaulted by a dad that has lived the real life that Jeremy Hunt seems to have escaped.

Fabio Capello V Paediatric Nurse

My blog of the recent past won't go away you know! Neither will my Paediatric Nurse! Fabio Capello is being paid £6,000,000 per annum to destroy the hopes of a nation, built up from 1966 and not even getting to the stage of foreplay, never mind a climax! My Paediatric Nurse has been offered three different jobs in three different countries. She is possibly one of the most qualified persons in her age group and Educational Achievments being sought presently on the world stage of Paediatrics. But a slight problem has turned up. She has children and needs to pay for child care. Despite her husband and Paediatric Nurse both being regarded as high earners to the average citizen, paying for child care would mean that it's not worth going to work. Does Fabio have to pay for child minders? I know he has six good minders looking after him. Ok that's enough. My point is, and it won't go away! We must re-value the human being! If Fabio is worth £6m then a Paediatric Nurse is worth £50m per year!!! But we must get real! We can't afford to pay a Paediatric Nurse £1m a week although we know she is worth it. She probably saves the life of at least one small infant per month. Small fry compared to Fabio. OK. Fabio should stay in his job. On condition that he gives £5.5 million per year to a children's charity of My Choice. I think I could get the support of millions of male readers to my blog. You remember holding her or him in your arms after he/she was born? Your baby or your grand child? Pure life! Pure unadulterated life! Now its Fabio V Paediatric Nurse. Vote!

Sorry, that was very selfish of me. The bin man doesn't have to do so much in our house now. Dirty nappies have immigrated. Paediatric Nurse is in competition with Waste Disposal Officers. Maybe Fabio could cut the shit and let the Garbage Disposal Officers have a decent wage. His wage would probably pay for the waste disposal of many small villages in England for a year. Just an interesting statistic before I bow out. I strongly support the Saville Inquiry. I support it's conclusions. It might have gone just a little further to expel the hurt of the future. But one item from the Accounts provided in the report. IT provided to the Saville report cost £31 million pounds. In 2009/2010 that would have paid for 1,000 teachers for N. Ireland's schools. I support it's use. I don't think it was neccessary because Edward Heath could have made Cameron's speech. And saved the country so much misery, so much death, so much terror. But that was how it had to be done. Paediatric Nurse V The Rest of The World..... Coming next!!! Vote Now!

I've won the Euro Millions!

I often wondered what it would be like to win the Euro Millions. I've found out tonight. My twin grand daughters birthday's was today. They emigrated a few months ago and they were six today. Skype is a wonderful instrument of communication. I sat watching my two grand daughters opening their birthday presents before going to skool. They might as well have been with me in this house. Many thousands of miles away but here in this house. So if anyone wants to know what it's like to win fifty million € have a close encounter with two very happy six year olds on thier sixth birthday. Its $10 better!!